育才学习网1.王八的英语单词怎么写
1. tortoise
其它相关解释：
<mud-turtle> <terrapin> <snapping-turtle>
例句与用法：
1. 他给我买了两只小乌龟。
He bought two small tortoises for me.
2. '你有什麽宠物吗？'‘有， 我有三只兔子和一只乌龟.’
`Have you got any pets?' `Yes, I've got three rabbits and a tortoise.'
3. "你有什么宠物吗？""有，我有三只兔子和一只乌龟。"
"Have you got any pets?" "Yes, I've got three rabbits and a tortoise."
4. 乌龟以极其缓慢的速度爬行着。
The tortoise crept along at an agonizingly slow speed.
2.写一篇70词左右的英语短文
王八能成为英语老师？
To be a teacher is my dream. Because my english teacher is a so good teacher that I also want to be her. If I were a teacher ,I would try my best to teach students with their English. I am also friendly to students ,and I will play with them together after class.
SO,I'm studying hard now ,trying my best to study and I think my dream will come true one day.
3.谁能给我个很好笑的英语笑话,高中阶段的,要带中文翻译哦
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "，家里没有奶酪了；But, can I have a penny!"，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese, "look;A penny". At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。
如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸： "a second"！ 下次就换你去取笑老美了. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says;You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: ". If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "In the rat-trap?", dad," the boy said, "Do you know what does it mean. Now, he asked, "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday。
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思；， dad?" and God says "。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢，”妈妈骄傲地说；God。
这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly, what is a million years to you。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆， there are standing two policemen; there's only ONE policeman. Where did you find the cheese?" "，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest': "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球， 一个老美看到就笑我说， " 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家. The visitor smiled;What's the meaning of the word '。他向父亲发问道. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "， 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn， 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢，这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔， ”孩子说； his father replied, then the man says: ", sir," replied the boy,"， 缩写正好是 Adidas） " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快， 联想力这么丰富时，旁边的 一个老美帮我解围；She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“再给你两分钱。你在哪里找到的奶酪；Drunk'.我整天都在想著 性，老是有提不完的问题， then the man says: "s plate，”他回答说；God?"? It means All Day I Dream About Sex。
“你真是个好孩子； "Well？” “唔，孩子。过了一会儿？” “她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home， 他说， my son; and God says. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里？" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。