育才学习网1.简短的童言稚语该怎么写
1、6岁的儿子入睡前，对妈妈说：“妈妈，把手电筒给我。”
“睡觉玩手电干啥？”
“不是玩，我做梦走黑路，看不见。”
2、儿子突然问我：“什么是电报？”我告诉他：“就是把要说的事写在纸上，一般就十几个字，然后去邮局，让工作人员通过无线电传给对方。”
儿子恍然大悟：“就是让邮局代发一个短信嘛。”
3、暑假里，5岁的宝宝想给他幼儿园的小朋友贝贝写一封信，就去向爸爸要笔和纸。
“宝宝，你还不认识字，怎么会给别人写信呢？”爸爸奇怪地问。
“那怕什么，反正贝贝也不认识字呀！”宝宝理直气壮他说。
4、儿子考试没考好，我揍了他一顿。一转身他又来问：“妈妈，这道题我还是不会。”
我没好气地说：“给你讲几遍了你还不会，你的脑袋让驴踢了？”
儿子哽咽着说：“都是你把我打成这样的。”
5、肚子好昏
一天午睡起床后，一个男孩愁眉苦脸的过来和我说：“老师，我头好昏啊！！”
摸摸他的头，温度比别的小孩稍微高那么一点点，于是打电话通知了家长。
当然，在他家长还没有来之前，午点还是要吃的。
吃的是绿豆粥，也许太腻或者是身体不舒服的缘故，他胃口不好，吃了几口就不想吃，
过来跟我说：“老师，我不想吃了！”
我说为什么？他说：“我肚子好昏！！”
6#%￥……我昏！！
6、生小孩
休假半个月后去上班，小孩自然是对我格外亲，老找我聊天，问话。
又一个男孩对我说：“老师，我知道你这么多天不来去干什么了！“
我很好奇他的回答。
他说：“你那么多天不来是去生小孩了！“
%￥？%~~~~~我昏啊！！！
如果生小孩真的只要十五天，我们女人是多么的开心啊！！
7、天大的蛋糕！
大清早，我一进教室，雅萱就过来跟我说：“老师，今天我生日！我妈妈帮我定了一个蛋糕。”
另外的一个女孩就过来说：“是啊，雅萱的生日蛋糕好小好小的！”
我很奇怪：“你怎么知道？”
“雅萱说的啊，不过啊，小蛋糕怎么够吃呢？到我生日的时候啊，我要定一个天大的蛋糕！！”
我听了觉得很好玩：“天大的蛋糕？？你知道天有多大吗？”
“知道啊，天就是好大好大的！”（当然，还用手很可爱的向后扩展比划着。）
我和旁边的老师哑然失笑！~~~~~~~~~~~
8、骨头人和垃圾人
今天的午餐菜是红枣莲米蒸鸡，小朋友吃得很欢。
吃得快的孩子帮助别人把桌子上的骨头弄到碗里再那去垃圾桶到。
一边弄还一边很高兴的说：“我是骨头人，哪个要我帮他？”
其他的就说：“骨头人，我这里有骨头！”……
下午我们老师在楼道里贴小朋友的绘画作品，撕下很多的粘粘纸。
楼道里一片狼藉，于是叫两个小朋友来帮忙把纸捡走。
两个女孩很是得意，一边做事一边大叫：“我是垃圾人，我在捡垃圾！”
我们大笑…………
呵呵呵呵，那我现在在玩电脑，岂不是电脑人了？？
9、杀猪过年
刚刚吃过早餐，一个男孩就过来对我说：“老师，我家杀了一头猪！”
哇噻！！不是吧？我问他为什么要杀啊？在哪里杀？是谁的猪？
他说：“杀猪过年啊！在菜市场那边！是我们的。”
呵呵，我想应该是买的猪肉吧？现在很少有人自己杀猪来过年了。
不过，倒是很怀念小时候在农村时，可以杀猪过年，那啊，好吃的东西就多了！
而且，腊肉、腊肠可以吃好久呢！！
10、小宝尿了床，爸爸批评说：“小宝，四、五岁了怎么还尿床？睡觉前要少喝！”小宝小声嘟囔道：“睡觉前我喝的是水，可不是尿！尿床不怨我！”
2.《琵琶行》的全文翻译
Autumn I went to get a return Xunyang River head off, blowing cold wind howling Qiusheng Maple Leaf and aloe. I dismount and guests at the farewell banquet on board, raised his glass to drink but no add to the fun of the Philharmonic. Debu drink even more sad to be jolly, respectively, parting the river reflecting the moon Yemang Mang. Surface of the river came the sudden, I hear the crisp sound of the pipa; I do not want to forget the return of the guests leave. Through the body gently asks who is playing the pipa? Pipa stopped for a long time but nothing ever happened. We invited her to move out of the ship close to the meet; called the servant back to light re-add the wine swing-up banquet. Repeated calls to come out she was shy, but also embrace the face partly covered her shy. Toggle switch to tight piano strings tries a shaft a few times; not form into a melody that is very affectionate. String string tragically mournful voice implies contemplation; seems to tell her his life's unsuccessful; her head down, playing non-stop continuously readily; with Pieces of the past, said his heart to do unlimited. Ask gently twist rope slip slowly wiped again and again pick; first song playing Colourful Plumage six unitary bombs followed. Cao Cao big as a long string macro muddy storm; small strings gentle whisper quiet fine if a person honestly. Cao Cao earnest acoustic sound alternately play each other; as a string of pearls falling into a jade plate. Crisp as oriole singing in the bushes under the mildly; Youyan like springs flowing beneath the sand. Like springs Lengse Pipa Sheng starts to condense, condensation clear sound without getting interrupted. As there is the feeling of anxiety Youhen secretly breeding; this time muffled sound more attractive than silence. Suddenly, as if Yinping crashed through the water slurry splash; and armored cavalry Sisha like knives and guns sing. One end of the center of her aim to allocate the strings; four strings sound like the roar of the cloth tear. East West fang boat people listened in silence; saw the middle of the river being swayed Bai Baiqiu shadow of the moon. She thinks the paddle away in inserted in the strings; rectify the grave clothes still showing Yen Yung. She said that I was originally a prestigious capital of showgirl; old who lives southeast of Chang'an City of the frog in the hills. Thirteen-year-old had been playing the lute art studies; Education Workshop Orchestra in the first team listed in my name. Each stop their song are so impressed with their masters; each peer geisha makeup who was jealous of Chengdu. Kyoto, children rush to offer the rich and powerful color; have finished a close to an unknown number of red raw silk. Tin, silver comb the beat is often the first break grinding; red Luoqun be Jiuzi pollution without regret. Year after year the tide in slapstick laughter; autumn to spring a good time to spend in vain. Brothers and sisters died consist in the army has been ruined; dusk to dawn-to-old and I am also gradually decline. Those traveling in front of yo venues tend to reduce patronage; youth is past, I had to marry businessman wife. Emotion is often not easily materialistic businessmen leave; last month, he went to the Suspension Bridge in tea. He went to left me alone in the estuary keep lightship; Moon around the cabin with my youthful companion bitter cold. Yelan often dream of a better young man, merry carnival; dream awoke crying cry tears stained the powder aspect Yen. I heard weeping pipa already shake their heads; hear more call me to tell her Zhefan of mine. The same world we both sad person; today's meet, why ask ever met. Since last year I left the bustling capital of Chang'an; was banished to live in the Xunyang River is often confined to bed. Xunyang wild and lonely place without music; throughout the year can not hear sound of orchestral instruments. Live in the flowing of water in this low-lying damp areas Jiang; Dizhai reed and bamboo, surrounded by yellow filled clusters. Here sooner or later can hear what is it? Is full of those plaintive whine cuckoo apes. Chun Jiang Hua Yue Ye Autumn towards better things like; had no alternative but to take wine drinking alone often drink alone. Village folk here do not whistle it? Cuse is just the ugly hoarse tone. Tonight I hear you tell Passions pipa playing, as is also bright eyes to hear the Sound of the ear is also clear. Please do not refuse to sit down and then Dan Yiqu; I want to create a new poem for you, Pipa. I am moved by what was she stood for a long time; turn around and sit down and allocate urgent voice sub-strings tight. Desolately not like that sort of earnest voice; here are hard 。
3.英雄联盟5连杀怎么写
First Blood3 杀 （X is on a killing spree! / Y has iced X's killing spree!） 4 杀 （X is on a rampage! / Y shut down X's killing spree!） 5 杀 （X is unstoppable! / Y annihilated X's killing spree!） 6 杀（X is dominating! / Y has finally killed X!） 7 杀 （X is g-g-g-godlike! / Y has ended X's killing spree!） 8 杀 （X is legendary! / Y has brought down the godlike X！）连续杀人时：Double Kill 双杀 Trible Kill 三杀 Ultra Kill 四杀 Panta Kill 五杀想获得更多信息，“推荐使用英雄联盟大脚”【3】。
4.一件不开心的事 用英文写
Occurred in my childhood I had many happy things. As time goes by, some of the things gradually erased from the memory. However, there is one thing like a long root as deeply imprinted in my mind, how are wiped away 。
wipe 。 One day, I was lying in bed watching my father bought me a new "China Children's Encyclopedia." Suddenly, the word line threw herself into my eyes, not the same fighting each other ants in the nest. Good move my suddenly sat up and thought: I do not look at the animals Sisha was going to do a scene, and now have the opportunity, and why not to try it. Thought here, I ran as fast as downstairs, some on my friend Xiao-gang, preparing for an "ant tournaments." Rule is this: Woliang each to make a military commander, the soldiers of course, ants, and each ten. After the fighting, the loser winner will be invited to an ice cream. In order to verify the events described in books, but also in order to win tournaments victory Wolia find two ants in the nest, respectively. We are left to pick the right pick, and finally caught the 10 think they are relatively strong ants. And the ants were placed respectively on both sides with a small box, in the middle separated by cardboard. Xiaogang see my ants, sharply cried: "All is useless to help 。
。 squeak? How to say the book?" I laughed: "Look to scare you, the words are not said." "There skill you come! "Xiaogang said as he pulled the item cardboard. Ants were crawling around inside the carton, I see such-like, ordered: "attack!" I was not disobedient ants, still crawling around. Xiaogang laughed: "What commander Yeah, sooner or later lost usha hat." I Left the moment being, Xiaogang like ants trying to pull out of a large fangs, the army launched a sudden onslaught, Xiao-gang met with loud shouted: "did it!" very soon, ants were scuffle up Xiaogang's big like ants trying to, relied on big burly, ants do not take my paid any attention to my ant bites another tear again, Any violation will soon be one of my ant kill. Really makes people feel sorry ah! Vows to kill can not be humiliated! My heart can not help as the ants and encouraging, looking forward to Xiaogang ants are a Xiama Wei. Ants, their mood seemed to like me, are also of hatred. While Xiaogang happy one bounce three feet high, my ants are arranged in an ant array, rushed the enemy, I blurted out: "destroyed one by one!" I did not think they would use the Stone Sentinel Maze ants, because my voice too large, Xiaogang was taken aback: "What?" When Xiaogang's eyes went back inside when the carton may be startled, and his ants, ants were by my picking off individual of the Stone Sentinel Maze obsessed and soon wound was injured, die die, be totally annihilated. On the way home, I eat trophy - ice cream. Pleased to Xiaogang, said: "Your big Benxiong ants, my this, ha ha 。
。" I said as he thumbs 。
。 Whenever I recall this incident, there will always be that childhood wild and amused laugh. However, is this thing made me really understand the practice comes real knowledge of the truth.。
5.一件不开心的事 用英文写
Occurred in my childhood I had many happy things. As time goes by, some of the things gradually erased from the memory. However, there is one thing like a long root as deeply imprinted in my mind, how are wiped away 。
wipe 。 One day, I was lying in bed watching my father bought me a new "China Children's Encyclopedia." Suddenly, the word line threw herself into my eyes, not the same fighting each other ants in the nest. Good move my suddenly sat up and thought: I do not look at the animals Sisha was going to do a scene, and now have the opportunity, and why not to try it. Thought here, I ran as fast as downstairs, some on my friend Xiao-gang, preparing for an "ant tournaments." Rule is this: Woliang each to make a military commander, the soldiers of course, ants, and each ten. After the fighting, the loser winner will be invited to an ice cream. In order to verify the events described in books, but also in order to win tournaments victory Wolia find two ants in the nest, respectively. We are left to pick the right pick, and finally caught the 10 think they are relatively strong ants. And the ants were placed respectively on both sides with a small box, in the middle separated by cardboard. Xiaogang see my ants, sharply cried: "All is useless to help 。
。 squeak? How to say the book?" I laughed: "Look to scare you, the words are not said." "There skill you come! "Xiaogang said as he pulled the item cardboard. Ants were crawling around inside the carton, I see such-like, ordered: "attack!" I was not disobedient ants, still crawling around. Xiaogang laughed: "What commander Yeah, sooner or later lost usha hat." I Left the moment being, Xiaogang like ants trying to pull out of a large fangs, the army launched a sudden onslaught, Xiao-gang met with loud shouted: "did it!" very soon, ants were scuffle up Xiaogang's big like ants trying to, relied on big burly, ants do not take my paid any attention to my ant bites another tear again, Any violation will soon be one of my ant kill. Really makes people feel sorry ah! Vows to kill can not be humiliated! My heart can not help as the ants and encouraging, looking forward to Xiaogang ants are a Xiama Wei. Ants, their mood seemed to like me, are also of hatred. While Xiaogang happy one bounce three feet high, my ants are arranged in an ant array, rushed the enemy, I blurted out: "destroyed one by one!" I did not think they would use the Stone Sentinel Maze ants, because my voice too large, Xiaogang was taken aback: "What?" When Xiaogang's eyes went back inside when the carton may be startled, and his ants, ants were by my picking off individual of the Stone Sentinel Maze obsessed and soon wound was injured, die die, be totally annihilated. On the way home, I eat trophy - ice cream. Pleased to Xiaogang, said: "Your big Benxiong ants, my this, ha ha 。
。" I said as he thumbs 。
。 Whenever I recall this incident, there will always be that childhood wild and amused laugh. However, is this thing made me really understand the practice comes real knowledge of the truth.。