育才学习网1. 跪求啊
Here's a story on how strange is life with its changes And it happened not long ago. On a high mountain plain, where the sagebrush arranges A playground south of the snow Lived a lamb with a coat of remarkable sheen, It would glint in the sunlight all sparkly and clean, Such a source of great pride that it caused him to preen. And he'd break out in high stepp'n dance. He would dance for his neighbors across the way. I must say that they found his dancin' enhancin', For they'd also join in the play. (sound of other animals) Then one day…（*pulls sheep away and shaves fluffy coat off..all naked*）(sound of shears; then lightening, thunder, and rain) Then a-boundin up the slope Came a great American jackalope. This sage of the sage, this rare hare of hope, Caused to pause and check out the lamb. "Hey kid, why the mope?" (inpitiful voice)"I used to be something all covered with fluff, And I'd dance in the sunlight and show off my stuff, Then they hauled me away in a manner quite rough And sheared me and dropped me back here in the buff. And if that's not enough Now my friends all laugh at me Cause they think I look ridiculous, funny, and pink." "Pink? Pink? Well, what's wrong with pink? Seems you've got a pink kink in your think. Does it matter what color? Well, that gets nope. Be it pink purple or heliotrope. Now sometimes you're up and sometimes you're down, When you find that you're down well just look around: You still got a body, good legs and fine feet, Get your head in the right place and hey, you're complete! Now as for the dancin', you can do more, You can reach great heights, in fact you can soar. You just get a leg up and ya slap it on down, And you'll find you're up in what's called a bound. Bound, bound, and rebound. Bound and you're up right next to the sky, And I think you can do it if you give it a try, First get a leg up, slap it on down…" （Music and bounding sound） So every year, along about May, They'd load him up and they'd haul him away, And they'd shave him and dump him all naked and bare. He learned to live with it, he didn't care, He'd just bound, bound, bound, and rebound. Now in this world of ups and downs… So nice to know there are jackalopes around. 这个故事是关于生命变化莫测 它就发生在不久前 高山的平原上 有着植物和水塘，那是欢乐天堂 这里住着一头无忧无虑的羊 它的羊毛在阳光下闪耀 因为这身羊毛，让它非常骄傲 它会开心的表演舞蹈 它毫不保留跳给所有人看 邻居们被美妙的舞姿所吸引 一起加入与它同欢 有一天 从远方的山坡上 来了一只美洲跳跳羊 它最有智慧，带来希望之光 突然间，它开口问道： “嘿，孩子啊！为什么悲伤？” “我以前有羊毛和闪闪发光 让我在阳光下跳舞，感觉好棒 人类把我抓走，根本无力抵抗 我变成这样，不再神采飞扬 还不只这些呢，朋友全都在笑我 因为我……光秃秃很滑稽，浑身粉红色” “粉红？粉红？那有什么不对 你的想法才需要改变 颜色能决定一切？ 不，它当然不能 粉红色，紫色，都无所谓 生命会有高潮，偶尔也有低潮 当你心情低落就看看四周 你有健康身体，没痛又没病 只要换个角度想，世界多美丽 至于你的舞蹈，加点花招 想再创高峰，保证能成功！ 先把脚抬高，然后用力的跳 你会发现能够自由自在的跳 跳、跳、不停的跳 跳到空中，像天那么高 只要努力去做 你一定会有收获 先抬高一脚，再用力的跳” 于是每年的某一天 羊被抓走，人类剪它的毛 回来的时候 总是全身光溜溜 它渐渐适应了，不再害羞 它会跳跳，不停的跳 人生在世，起伏不定 很高兴跳跳羊和我们相依。
2. 帮忙写一个英文小剧本
B (Mom) : George, it's about time. George: Time for what? B: Time for you to move outa our apartment, of course. A (Dad) : Yeah, George. You heard your mother. Hurry up and pack your stuff. George: No, hell no. No way. Absolutely not!!! You guys can't just kick me out like this. I ain't got no money, I ain't got nowhere to go. B (Mom): You ain't wash your feet neither!!! You know how sweaty your feet are every time when you return home from a soccer game and remove your shoes? It's like, oh my goodness!!!! those were the stinkiest feet I've ever smelt in my life. A: And to add insult to injury, you never washed them. You know what, you mother even asked me to buy two gas masks, just in case. George: You guys have been exaggerating. My feet by no means stink that much. B: OK, that's it. I'm sick and tied of such argument. George, it's either you move out, or you wash your feet after every soccer game. A: Yeah, George. You heard your mother. This time, we ain't take no for an answer. George: OK, OK! I'll wash my feet. B: You promise? George: Swear to God I will. Otherwise, I move out straight away. B: OK, George, this is really gonna be your last chance. A: Yeah, George. You heard your mother. George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. Look, I'm running late for the game. Talk to you later. B: Honey, get the masks ready for tonight. A: You got it.。
3. 求 您写的英文剧本,谢谢
你可以根据您的需要适当增减，其中可能会有部分错误，敬请更正，谢谢！ OUR DREAMS SCENE 1:IN THE GIRL'S DORMITORY CHARACTER : Ellen , Heidi ,Diane ,Hilda ,Mildred (In the dormitory , Heidi is embroidering ,Hilda and Mildred are watching TV and chatting ,while Diane is reading Ellen enters and put her bag on the bed.) Ellen :Hi ,girls ,I'm back,(no one cares),Hey ,have you been to the Job Fair held in the playground? (Diane puts down the book slowly):Job Fair? What kind of Job Fair? Ellen :oh ,god! How can you not know that! A large number of companies are hiring graduates in our school's playground ,so it's a good chance for them to find a job . (Heidi puts down the embroidery and looks up , shows interest):yeah ,I have heard about it .but, any association with us? Diane : maybe we can know the job trends about our major from it ,can we ?Ellen. Ellen :yes ,I thought a lot after attending the Job Fair.hey ,do you have any idea in mind what kind of job you will take after graduate ?(looks at Hilda and Mildred)what are you doing ?my dear Hilda and Mildred(turn back and giggling)( in unison): we are watching 《gosssip girls》，very interesting ,hmm…what did you say? Ellen(shrugs):oh ,my god, ok! Nothing ! continue ,please! (Hilda walks to Ellen): oh ,no ,Ellen ! (one second)Mildred :come on !Ellen. Heidi(smiles):Hey ,don't you know it's a big fault to displease Ellen?(Ellen stares at Heidi) ok , she was talking about the Job Fair ,and asking what's your idea of your future job. Hilda and Mildred (IN UNISON):oh ,I see. Ellen : So ,what do you think? Hilda :Ok ,I'll manage to be a high school teacher if possible .it's quiet a stable job. Mildred :Maybe I'll be a housewife at that time(all laugh out)Ok ,just kidding !To be honest ,I want to be a business woman ,doing my own business .How about you ,Diane ?You studied so hard. Diane: I ?I'll continue my schoolwork. Heidi(sign):I hope I can open a small book store ,then I can read a lot of novels .and you ?Ellen ,you seem to have big ambitions Ellen :I am not so sure ,I just wanna do what I want to do and what I can do ,and try my best to do well in it Now that you all have dreams ,Why don't you gonna attend the Job Fair in advance ,maybe you can meet an interview there. Mildred (arm crossed): Hmm…sounds good ,we don't even know what kind of job we can take after graduate related to this major .That's quiet important. Ellen : And we can't make sure if we can find a job that meets our needs ,we should get more knowledge and experience about the job we may have some interest in. Heidi ,Diane ,Mildred and Hilda(IN UNISON):ok ,let's go (They all go out) END SCENE 2:IN THE BOYS'S DORMITORY CHARACTER : Bert ,David ,Michael ,Kyle ,Sean (Bert and David are playing computer games , Michael is watching basketball game .and Kyle is watching news . Sean enters) Sean :Hey ,guys ,still play computer games!!why didn't you gonna attend the Job Fair? Kyle (still looks at the computer):you mean the one held in the playground? What can we do there? Sean : it's the Job Fair ,we can learn much there ,know the process of an interview ,and…the job we will be able to take after graduate…. Bert(with anger): Damn Job Fair ,no one wants to do that kind of thing ,shout up Sean .you disturbed me Michael (smiles):Hey ,don't be so annoyed ,only by finding a job ,can you support your girlfriend ,you know! Impatient guy. Klye : Haha ,as a so handsome boy, it's such an easy job for our Bert to catch girls' heart ,agree? Bert? (Bert takes a glance at Michael and Klye ,seems think it scorn to reply ,turns back to continue to play games ,) Sean(laughs out):Don't do that to the poor Bert ,he must be much shyer than you guys . (The basketball game is over ,Michael stands up ,suddenly ,David shouts out, but eyes never leaves from the computer) Michael(takes a glance at David and shakes head slightly):Bert ,do you mind going with me once more? Bert : Absolutely not .that's exactly what I hope Michael(starts to shut down the computer and shouts) :Hey ,anybody else wants to go with us ? As soon as possible. Kyle :Ok ,just a minute(puts away the computer in rush,and walk to Michael Sean :David ,Bert , and you? David and Bert(IN UNISON without looking up):see you then (They shrug and look at each other for one second, then go out) END SCENE 3: IN THE PlAYGROUND CHARACTER : Sean , Michael ,Diane ,Hilda Michael(to Sean):look ,Diane and Hilda are here too Sean(to Michael) :Haha ,a good idea called you here ?(to Diane and Hilda)Hi ,Diane ,Hilda ,here !here! Diane :Hi ,nice to meet 。
4. 英语幽默小剧本
1.旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. 在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。
o（∩_∩）o。哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。
但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。
Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！ （面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？ 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？ （画外音：是你是你太子丹 太子丹高兴状） 非常感谢，我的魔镜 （面对观众） 我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我 。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？ （向幕里大叫） 我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？ 阿三（毕恭毕敬） ： Honey, I am coming 亲耐滴老大，我来也。
太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着！2.the story of snow white narrator: it is a cold winter day. a baby! her name is snow white. she is very beautiful. everybody loves her. the animals love her, too. the queen loves her. but the queen dies. a new queen comes. she is beautiful, but bad. she has a magic mirror.第一幕：白雪公主出场，在花园唱歌跳舞，十分快乐，然后离场 第二幕：皇后和猎人的对话 children: snow white is beautiful.queen: no,i am beautiful.this is a magic mirror.queen: mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful in the world?mirror: not you. snow white is the most beautiful girl in the world!.queen: no! no! no! i will kill snow white so that i will be the most beautiful! ha ha…. hunter! hunter! come to meet me!hunter: yes? my dear queen!queen: get snow white out of my sight. bring her to the forest and kill her! then give me her heart. remember to put her heart in the box.hunter: yes.第三幕：猎人杀白雪公主 snow white: help me! help me! please! please! don't kill me! dear, hunter, let me live!hunter: oh, i'm so sorry, the queen asked me to kill you, because you are more beautiful than she. all right. go, snow white! run to the deep forest to find a place to hide you! never come home again.第四幕：森林小木屋 narrator: snow white runs and runs. she runs over sharp stones, just before nightfall, she sees a little house and goes in. she goes inside. what dose she see?snow white: what little plates, knives, forks and spoons! what a dirty house!i will wash the dishes and the clothes.（边做家务边唱歌） narrator: after doing the housework, snow white goes upstairs.snow white: what seven little beds! they may be seven children's beds. oh, i feel so tired. i'd like to have a sleep.narrator: it is very dark; the owners of the little house come back. they are seven dwarfs who go off the mountains everyday with their picks and shovels, to mine silver.（小矮人登场，排队扛锄头唱歌回家）。
5. 英语话剧剧本
Mon.:Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn't leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim's gold watch, which has been his father's and his grandfather's. The other is Della's long beautiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.:Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You-----?D: Jim. Don't look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn't have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don't mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let's be happy.J: You've cut off your hair?D: I've cut it off and sold it. It's sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It's Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don't make any mistake about me. I don't think there's anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .D: What ?J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper.礼 物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）德拉：你买我的头发吗？夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。
哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）吉姆：你……？德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：。
6. 翻译一片剧本
Angel: A chief broadcaster. Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother. Anny's father Anny's teacher Anny's classmates Divide the stage into two parts. On the left: Children's ward, a chair, some flowers. On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books. （幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗） （The phone is ringing） Old woman: Hello！你好！ Anny（怯生生地）： Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum？你好！妈妈在吗？我想要妈妈听电话. Old woman: Oh, I'm granny. I'm not mum.噢.我是granny，不是妈妈. Anny: I'm sorry.不好意思 （电话挂断声，拨号声又起） A young woman: Hello！你好 Anny（怯生生地）： Hello! I want mum. Is that mum？你好.我想要妈妈听电话.是妈妈吗？ Young woman: Are you joking? I'm not married.你在开玩笑吧.我还没有结婚 （电话继续响，右半舞台亮） Angel: Hello！你好 Anny（鼓起勇气）： I want mum. Is that mum？我想要妈妈听电话.是妈妈吗？ Angel: Who's that speaking？谁在那边？ Anny: I'm Anny, your Anny.我是Anny，你的Anny Angel: Anny？（充满疑惑）。
（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）Where are you? Anny？ 你在哪儿？ANNY Anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）： Mum，（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）Mum, mum, I'm not crying.妈妈，妈妈，我没哭 Angel（安慰地，担心地）： You are a nice little girl.你是一个很好的姑娘 Anny: Mum, why don't you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don't you miss me？妈妈，你为什么不来看我？爸爸说，如果我表现好，你就会回来的.妈妈，难道你不想我吗？ Angel（慈爱地）： Of course, I do. I do miss you？想的，我很想你 Anny: Really？ 真的吗 Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.是的 我非常想你 Anny: Mummy！妈妈 Angel: En…恩 Anny: Mummy！妈妈 Angel: Yes？是的 Anny（笑若银铃） （Angel 慈爱地笑，心略有所安） Anny（突然又哭了）： But mummy, why don't you come back? I'm ill. 但是妈妈，你为什么还不回来？我生病了 Angel（关切地）： Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?Anny，你在哪儿？告诉我，你在哪儿？ Anny: Mummy, I'm in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn't cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won't come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I'm waiting for you with no tears.我现在在医院.我感到很痛，但我没哭.爸爸说哭的女孩不是好女孩.然后你就不会回来.妈妈，你能来看我吗？我会不哭，等你的 Angel: Anny, I'm, I'm not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you(Dad推门入，见Anny在打电话，连忙夺过)Anny 我是，我不是。.哦 是的，妈妈将来看你 Dad: I've told you not to call anybody else.我告诉过你不要给别人打电话 （对着电话）Sorry, I'm really sorry. The child has disturbed you.对不起，真对不起.小孩打扰您好 Angel: Never mind. I'm a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth？没关系.我也是一位母亲.我了解她.我可以知道事情的真相吗？ Dad: Eh…， her mum isn't here. So she called and called.呃， 她的妈妈不在这儿.所以她不停地打电话 Angel: Where's Anny's mother? You divorced？那她的妈妈在哪儿？你离婚了？ Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…不，不.我希望她能回来.但是 Angel: You don't trust in me? I'm Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.你不相信我？我是Angel.热线的主播 Dad（回头看Anny）: Then, I'll tell you the truth some other day.好的，以后我会告诉你真相的 Angel:All right.好的 （灯暗景换） On the left: Anny's sitting room. On the right: Anny's classroom. （左右同时演绎） Left: Dad: Anny's mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.Anny的妈妈在6年前车祸中去世了.她叫我隐瞒事实.这是给Anny的信 Right: Teacher: Children, in this class. Let's enjoy Anny's composition “A letter to mummy”.孩子们，在这个班级，让我们一起欣赏ANNY的作文，给妈妈的一封信 （Angel, Anny同时，时空错接，音乐起） Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!ANNY 我亲爱的孩子 Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy！妈妈，我亲爱的妈妈 Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.当我们玩捉迷藏时，我总是亲易地被找到 Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.当我们玩捉迷藏时，我总是亲易地被找到 Angel: But this time, you can't find me.但是这次，你不能找到我 Anny: But this time, I can't find you.但是这次，我不能找到你。
7. 求 英语幽默话剧剧本
1、I work for 7up"！ 我可是在七喜公司工作呀 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"！ 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了，他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说："恭喜，你得了双胞胎."男人说："多奇怪呀，我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿，护士过来对第二个男人说："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，护士跑来对第三个男人说："恭喜，你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说："真令人啼笑皆非，我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴，但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁，咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲，他回答道："什么不对劲？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！" Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." 在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。
在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”（。
8. 急求：英文短剧
这个是汉语翻译，很抱歉必须要分两次给你，因为QQ一次不允许我贴这么多。
礼 物 旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。 事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。 德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”） 德拉：你买我的头发吗？ 夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？ 德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。 德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。 旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。
现在德拉正在家里。 德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来） 吉姆：你……？ 德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。 吉姆：你剪了你的头发？ 德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。 德拉：什么？ 吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。 吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。 德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？ 吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找 的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我 想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我 们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。
现在让我们 吃晚饭吧。
9. 求英语话剧剧本
英文话剧A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak '钱包' in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.The GiftsMon.:Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn't leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim's gold watch, which has been his father's and his grandfather's. The other is Della's long beautiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.:Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You-----?D: Jim. Don't look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn't have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don't mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let's be happy. J: You've cut off your hair?D: I've cut it off and sold it. It's sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It's Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don't make any mistake about me. I don't think there's anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .D: 。