育才学习网1.中文搞笑英语翻译
常见搞笑翻译如下：
1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
2、Open water room. 开水间。
3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。
4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足
5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！
8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one！ 要钱没有，要命一条
9、you me you me 彼此彼此
10、seven up eight down 七上八下
11、love who who 爱谁谁
12、no three no four不三不四
13、morning three night four 朝三暮四
14、red face konw me 红颜知己
15、ten three point 十三点
16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
17、You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
18、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？
拓展资料
1、英汉翻译时不能英汉直译，以免造成上面的笑话。
2、翻译是在准确、通顺的基础上，把一种语言信息转变成另一种语言信息的行为。翻译是将一种相对陌生的表达方式，转换成相对熟悉的表达方式的过程。其内容有语言、文字、图形、符号和视频翻译。
2.幽默（用英语怎么说）
humor 英 ['hju:mə] 美 ['hju:mə]
释义：n. 幽默；诙谐；心情
过去式： humored 过去分词： humored 现在分词： humoring 第三人称单数： humors
例句
用作名词 （n.）
1、The black humor is overwhelming in that novel.
那部小说有太多荒诞的幽默。
2、I like your sense of humor.
我喜欢你的幽默感。
3、His new novel is tinged with thinnish humor.
他的新小说略带诙谐。
4、She smiled him into a good humor.
她对他微笑使他心情好转。
扩展资料：
近义词的用法
comedy 英 ['kɒmədi] 美 ['kɑːmədi]
释义：n. 喜剧；滑稽；幽默事件
词汇搭配
用作名词 （n.）
动词+~
write comedy 写喜剧 名词+~
farce comedy 低级趣味的滑稽剧 ~+介词
comedy of character 性格喜剧
例句
用作名词 （n.）
1、This comedy has had them rolling in the aisles for two weeks.
这出喜剧让观众们连续两个星期乐得前仰后合。
2、I prefer comedy to tragedy.
我喜欢喜剧而不喜欢悲剧。
3、The drama may be termed a comedy.
这部戏剧可称为喜剧。
3.急需：英语小笑话,简单短小,而且超级爆笑
1.Is it a boy or a girlA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译：是男孩还是女孩？A：看看那个留短发和蓝色牛仔裤的年轻人。
是男孩还是女孩？B：是个女孩。她是我的女儿。
A：哦，对不起，先生。我不知道你是她的父亲。
B：我不是。我是她的妈妈。
2.Pretty uglyMary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..翻译：非常丑陋的玛丽：约翰说我很漂亮。安迪说我很丑。
你觉得怎么样，彼得？彼得：我觉得你很丑。3.Silent fartA man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem."Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"The doctor replies:"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."翻译：沉默的屁：沉默的屁一个人走进医生的办公室，遇到了一个严重的问题。
“医生，我在无声气体排放方面有问题。在家里，工作，甚至在教堂，我放出无数的无声屁，无论我走到哪里！事实上，我坐在这里和你谈过三次。
我们该怎么办？”医生回答说：“我们要做的第一件事就是检查你的听力。”3.Pay tax with a smileA: I hate paying my income tax.B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?A: I'd like to but they insist on money！翻译：A：我讨厌付所得税。
B：你应该是个好公民——你为什么不微笑着付钱呢？A：我很愿意，但是他们坚持要钱！4.Take his placeAn attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor."So, what is it?" grumbled the governor."Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."翻译：代替他：取代他的位置午夜过后，一位律师打电话给州长，坚持要他跟他谈一件非常紧急的事情。一个助手最终同意唤醒州长。
“那么，这是什么呢？”州长抱怨道。“Garber法官刚刚去世，”律师说，“我想接替他的位置。”
州长回答说：“好吧，如果殡仪馆还好的话，我就可以了。”5.I'm SickOne day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.翻译：我生病了一天，哈米德感到很不舒服，他去了医院。
护士：哈米德，医生来见你。哈米德：告诉他，我看不见他。
我病了。向姑姑道歉爸爸：“儿子，你怎么称呼你的阿姨傻？”去跟她说声对不起。”
儿子：（走到姨妈跟前）“阿姨，对不起你是个笨蛋。”6.Say sorry to auntDad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."6.Undying loveGirl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes, dear.Girl: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love.翻译：永恒的爱：永恒的爱女孩：你爱我吗？男孩：是的，亲爱的。
女孩：你愿意为我而死吗？男孩：不，我的爱是永恒的扩展资料：look at看； 审视； 评判； 接受young person(14-17岁的)未成年人； 少年short hair短头发blue jeans蓝色斜纹布裤子，牛仔裤do you你愿意吗fart<讳>放屁； 讨厌的人； 令人厌烦的人； 蠢人walks步态（ walk的名词复数 ）； 人行道； 步行的路径； 走，步行，散步（ walk的第三人称单数 ）； 出现； 陪伴…走； 徒步旅行'vehave 的缩略形式At home在家； 在国内； 在家接待客人； 精通and even乃至。
4.英语小故事搞笑幽默又有哲理,50到100个词
请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。
到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？” “是啊！”女佣回道。
“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。
“我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。
一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。
警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。
警察乙：好。..一、二使劲，转回来了。
警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了。
. 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上，司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。
突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？” 学生：“能，他们都死了。”
7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。
夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。
消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。
那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。
一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了'Go ahead'。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑；叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”
农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。
果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good。
One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing。 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose。
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5.以“学习英语是很有趣的”写一篇英语作文
翻译如下：
学习英语是很有趣的
It's fun to learn English
From my point of view, learning English is fun. The reasons are as follows: first, after learning English, you can see the original film. Secondly, after learning English, you can communicate with foreigners and it is much easier to travel abroad. Finally, learning English helps us understand the world.
Learning English is so interesting!
6.留下几篇简单搞笑的英语短文
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I'm a policeman. “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.” 本文来自： 优习网（） 详细出处参考： 。